Broken by A.E. Rought

Broken by AE Rought
Release Date:
January 8, 2013
Publisher: Strange Chemistry
Source: NetGalley
Rating: DNF
Buy It: Amazon
A string of suspicious deaths near a small Michigan town ends with a fall that claims the life of Emma Gentry’s boyfriend, Daniel. Emma is broken, a hollow shell mechanically moving through her days. She and Daniel had been made for each other, complete only when they were together. Now she restlessly wanders the town in the late Fall gloom, haunting the cemetery and its white-marbled tombs, feeling Daniel everywhere, his spectre in the moonlight and the fog.When she encounters newcomer Alex Franks, only son of a renowned widowed surgeon, she’s intrigued despite herself. He’s an enigma, melting into shadows, preferring to keep to himself. But he is as drawn to her as she is to him. He is strangely… familiar. From the way he knows how to open her locker when it sticks, to the nickname she shared only with Daniel, even his hazel eyes with brown flecks are just like Daniel’s.The closer they become, though, the more something inside her screams there’s something very wrong with Alex Franks. And when Emma stumbles across a grotesque and terrifying menagerie of mangled but living animals within the walls of the Franks’ estate, creatures she surely knows must have died from their injuries, she knows.

Review

This is the story of Emma, a girl who has lost her boyfriend in a tragic accident, and Alex, a boy so like Dead Boyfriend that Emma can’t seem to stay away. Oh, yeah, and something about Frankenstein, which is a little misleading.

I should not have requested this book. I admit, the cover looked so much like Unspokenthat I requested without really reading the summary. This isn’t sci-fi, it’s romance. All romance. Emma’s boyfriend was killed, and all she can think about is him. She actually says, “I shouldn’t be thinking about other guys when I have perfect memories.” Oh, Emma. That made me sad, and sort of set the whole tone for how much I enjoyed this one. Which was not much, to be honest. My first GoodReads progress update on this one should tell you that. The writing was a little overwrought and dramatic, and the symbolism (Shelley High, Alex Franks) was… not subtle. I hate to start off a review with things I didn’t like, but there really was not much I liked here.

In fact, I disliked it so much, it became my first DNF of 2013. Don’t take my word for it though, if tragic love is your thing, definitely check it out.

Velveteen by Daniel Marks

Velveteen by Daniel Marks
Release Date:
October 9, 2012
Publisher: Delacorte Books for Young Readers
Source: NetGalley
Rating: ★★★★☆
Buy It: Amazon
Velveteen Monroe is dead. At 16, she was kidnapped and murdered by a madman named Bonesaw. But that’s not the problem.

The problem is she landed in purgatory. And while it’s not a fiery inferno, it’s certainly no heaven. It’s gray, ashen, and crumbling more and more by the day, and everyone has a job to do. Which doesn’t leave Velveteen much time to do anything about what’s really on her mind.

Bonesaw.

Velveteen aches to deliver the bloody punishment her killer deserves. And she’s figured out just how to do it. She’ll haunt him for the rest of his days.

It’ll be brutal . . . and awesome.

But crossing the divide between the living and the dead has devastating consequences. Velveteen’s obsessive haunting cracks the foundations of purgatory and jeopardizes her very soul. A risk she’s willing to take—except fate has just given her reason to stick around: an unreasonably hot and completely off-limits coworker.

Velveteen can’t help herself when it comes to breaking rules . . . or getting revenge. And she just might be angry enough to take everyone down with her.

Review
So the summary on this one is slightly misleading, but that’s okay, because the book is so much cooler than the summary makes it out to be. Velvet is a teen who was murdered and stuck in Purgatory. She’s got a lot of anger, and she makes snap judgments of people and causes she knows nothing about, and she’s a slutshamer in the beginning (really, WHO CARES if a girl will sleep with anyone? Is that YOUR business?). BUT she is also awesome and basically the epitome of an urban fantasy heroine. I love YA urban fantasy, especially when it is actually UF and not PNR. I read on GoodReads that some people found Velvet “too masculine,” but honestly, she reminded me of Kate Daniels, who kicks ass and takes names and doesn’t back down from a kill. I liked that Velvet wasn’t Bella Swan, that this book and its plot wasn’t just a foil for the romance. I also vehemently disagree that the book isn’t easy to get into at first. I knew before I was even a quarter of the way through that I would like it. I also don’t agree that the “horror” aspects (which I thought were pretty tame, especially if you like zombie movies), the content isn’t appropriate for YA. I am also confused by people who think the plot was confusing. It was very clear and interesting to me. Different strokes, etc.

Enough defensiveness. I loved Purgatory and was kind of dying for Velvet to join the rebels. We had to meander through Velvet and Nick’s love story for awhile though, which was actually quite nice and I found myself enjoying it (and wondering who the hell I turned into). I saw a lot of accusations of insta-love, and it was kinda true, but I also see these kids’ situations as different. They’re not normal. They’re not even alive. They’re not going to throw away any opportunities by marrying/having children while still young (which is why we downplay teenage relationships in the first place, right?). They’re dead. If they want to believe they’re in love after 36 hours, that’s okay with me. And maybe they are. (I told my boyfriend I loved him after, oh, a week? And it’s been four years, just saying…) Death changes people, remember? Just look at Velvet. From gothy classic movie nerd to hard-edged, slightly sadistic, slightly crazy girl. Besides, Nick seems a little more self-aware than other YA love interests. This is just YA urban fantasy at its height. I loved the setting so much, how important paper was, how origami was used as political propaganda. I liked watching Velvet’s evolution too, because she is oh, so stubborn.

Marks has a way of writing so that everything hits you like blunt force trauma–they way they describe “body thieving,” what it’s like when someone “dims,” how Bonesaw disfigures his victims. Sometimes the descriptions are gross, but they work in their context. I actually have no objections to Velvet’s voice in this one (as I have in the past with books about girls written by men), because I think Marks nails it, and also manages to make other voices sound different from Velvet’s and Nick’s. Gay people are not erased in Purgatory; Velvet’s friend Kipper is the kind of loud-mouthed gay guy that I know so many of, though I am kind of sad he’s only a tertiary character. So far, two-thirds of the books I’ve read this year have had gay characters, which makes me really happy.

It’s true that Bonesaw and Velvet’s revenge are not the main focus of this novel, though I’m sure they would be if Purgatory didn’t have terrorists and an impending revolution. Velvet is busy, but she still thinks about Bonesaw whenever she has a minute. He has a new girl in his shed, and Velvet wants justice more than ever. There’s just a lot going on. I’m sure she wishes she wasn’t a Salvage leader so she could focus on haunting, but there’s a war coming! Velvet’s temper could be tiring, but really, it serves its purpose, especially considering where she ended up and how she got there. Can you tell I feel some affection for Velvet? Maybe because I was a goth kid myself not that many years ago (luckily, I made it out alive *rimshot*).

The action in this one keeps going, and I was never once bored while reading. I really hope this one is a series or at least has a sequel, because there was so much left unsaid! Manny! Aloysius Clay! Miss Antonia! I really liked this one, and you will too, if you like urban fantasy with a hardass teenage girl leading the way. Check this one out; it came out in October, so it should be available at a store or library near you!

Teeth by Hannah Moskowitz

Teeth by Hannah Moskowitz
Release Date:
January 1, 2013
Publisher: Simon Pulse
Source: Edelweiss
Rating: ★★★★☆
Buy It: Amazon
Be careful what you believe in.

Rudy’s life is flipped upside-down when his family moves to a remote island in a last attempt to save his sick younger brother. With nothing to do but worry, Rudy sinks deeper and deeper into loneliness and lies awake at night listening to the screams of the ocean beneath his family’s rickety house.

Then he meets Diana, who makes him wonder what he even knows about love, and Teeth, who makes him question what he knows about anything. Rudy can’t remember the last time he felt so connected to someone, but being friends with Teeth is more than a little bit complicated. He soon learns that Teeth has terrible secrets. Violent secrets. Secrets that will force Rudy to choose between his own happiness and his brother’s life.

Review
This is my first ever Moskowitz book, but I’ve liked her for a long time. She’s an author that managed to keep a level head during the dark times of 2011. when authors couldn’t stop harrassing reviewers for bad reviews. There are authors I will not read because of their behavior during that time. Moskowitz was funny and witty and just rational in her response to the uproar, and all of her novels are on my TBR. When I got the chance to review this one through Edelweiss, I jumped at the chance. I think I requested this one almost six months ago! And I loved being in Rudy’s head, the way Moskowitz weaved his thoughts, and also his relationship with his parents and brother.  Rudy meets Teeth and Diana very early in the novel, and Moskowitz keeps the plot moving through the entire book.

I liked Rudy a lot. His brother is a decade younger than him and has cystic fibrosis. All their parents do is hover over Dylan, while Rudy tries to be a good son and brother. I get the feeling Rudy is benevolently neglected. His parents love him, that’s obvious, but Dylan is their primary focus, maybe to Rudy’s detriment. I think his parents realize it, even though Rudy doesn’t seem to at first. (They confirm this later in the book.) He’s desperate for human contact with anyone his own age. He gets it, twice over, but definitely not in a healthy way.

This book presents teenagers faithfully, the kind I knew, who smoked cigarettes and made out in the gym, who swear and get angry and have thoughts. But the themes are so dark. When I was about two-thirds through, it became hard to read, because the story of Teeth is so brutal and it doesn’t seem like it’ll get better. This entire book is about fish-two kinds, one with life-restoring, but addictive, qualities, and one repulsive half-human. There is just so much sadness in this one, and some self-discovery on the parts of everyone. When I say “dark,” I mean it in a different way from assassin nuns or torture in medieval Wales. I feel obligated to warn that there is rape in this novel, and while not explicit, it’s clear enough. I don’t think that should deter you, unless that’s a specific trigger of yours, because this book handles things beautifully.

Don’t expect a love story, or even any real romance. Don’t expect a walk in the park, or a pretty mermaid book either. Don’t even expect themes like in Monstrous Beauty, one of the darker mermaid books I read last year. Prepare to have your heart broken by Dylan, by Rudy, by Diana, and by Teeth, over and over again. The angst is delicious, and I will be sure to pick up the next Moskowitz book I see.

Wild Children by Richard Roberts

Wild Children by Richard Roberts
Release Date:
December 12, 2012
Publisher: Curiosity Quills Press
Source: NetGalley
Rating: ★★★★☆
Buy It: Amazon
Bad children are punished. Be bad, a child is told, and you’ll be turned into an animal, marked with your crime.The Wild Children are forever young, but that, too, can be a curse.

Five children each tell a different story of what they became:

One learns that wrong can be right, and her curse may be a blessing.

Another is so Wild he must learn the simplest lesson, to love someone else.

An eight year old girl must face fear and doubt as she dies of old age.

Love and strangeness hit the lives of two brothers in the form of a beautiful flaming bird.

Finally, the oldest child learns that what is right can be horribly wrong.

Together they tell a sixth story, of a Wild Girl who can’t speak for herself, and doesn’t seem Wild at all.

Review
The beginning of this book is brutal! At first, I wanted to call it middle-grade, but it’s so dark and heavy that I changed the genre to YA. I wasn’t immediately sure of the date, but there’s a one-room schoolhouse, and the town seems to be a little Puritan in its Christianity. (I eventually figured out that this was ancient Rome, a time you could not pay me to live in.) The priest hits children in front of their parents, for instance, and the parents do nothing. I assumed the setting was back when children were property, not people. The Wild Boy at the beginning of the book sums it up nicely: “Adults don’t love you, they just want you to follow their rules until you grow up just like they did and make your own children follow the rules.” Things don’t go exactly as planned though, and Jenny, our narrator, soon becomes Bray. Bray’s story covers the first act of the tale (one act per child, though Bray is the only one who gets two scenes).

During the second act, we meet some more people from Bray’s life, including the son of a lord who’s in love with her, and Hind, a now-Wild Girl who Bray knew back when they were human. Bray cannot talk, but Hind has only a donkey’s ear and tail, and is beautiful, so she is a pet instead of a servant, which is what most donkey Children become. We follow Bray through her new home, where she is confronted by Mourn, a Dove Child, something Bray wasn’t aware existed. Mourn tells Bray she wasn’t meant to be a donkey, and after awhile, Bray meets Coo, who is the subject of our third act. Coo is old, though she still looks young, and she is very concerned with making her peace with God. Her greatest strength, kindness to others, is also her greatest weakness, but Coo eventually leads Bray to redemption. When Bray’s story ends, I found myself missing her desperately.

Our second act is about Jinx, a Cat Child, very rare, and the only one of his kind in the vicinity. Jinx’s story is hazy, because he doesn’t really live in the human world, and he doesn’t really see them either. His story confused me a bit, but it looks as though he’s trying to cheat his way into Heaven by stealing pain from other Wild Children and selling them to the Weaver. Coo is involved in Jinx’s story too, trying to save him, to bring him back from the world he lives in in this mind. And then, we circle back to the girl this book is really about–Hind. Black cats are my favorite, so this one made me sadder than the others, though this is not by any means a happy tale. I was kind of offended at the revelation that one had to be a very sinful child to become a cat, because it’s obvious cats are superior to almost every other mammal, just saying. In Jinx’s tale, we learn that the children become a certain type of animal due to a certain type of sin on their souls. I found that kind of disappointing, actually. I wanted the reason to be cooler.

Let’s stop for a minute here and let me tell you about how awful it is to read 300+ pages of children and animals being abused and murdered. I cried a lot reading this book. Animal death is my hard limit, and all the animals seem to die. It wasn’t a happy, Disney-fied fairytale. It is very grim, and no one seems happy, as no one seems to get what they want. The Wild Children are treated terribly. I struggled reading this one because no one is happy for very long. The humans are just evil in this book. HOWEVER. It’s not all abuse and death, though there’s very little fun either. It’s a complexly woven story, a sad one, one with a moral, one that makes you think. That alone is worth all the tears I cried while reading about Jinx and Coo and Bray. I read somewhere that Roberts calls this novel his “masterpiece” and I don’t think he’s wrong about that. Every story has pain, but they all seem to have a bittersweet ending.

The third act, as I mentioned before, is about Coo, the old eight-year-old who is dying. Coo is a Dove, the leader of them all, and she is very old though she retains her youthful visage. Coo is instrumental to the lives of both Bray and Jinx, though they have very different relationships with her. Coo kind of personifies why I only gave this four stars–all the talk about God and sin and punishment and Heaven. I’m agnostic, I don’t plan on raising children in any faith, my boyfriend is agnostic too, so I just have a hard time in general internalizing lessons about God. I just couldn’t be sure, though, how much of the faith talk was satire and how much was genuine. I found Coo’s babbling about God kind of self-centered, as she believed she was shown things because God wanted her to see her curse. Maybe God has better things to do than kill people to make you feel bad, Coo. I feel this way about football players who thank God for their win. Excuse my rant, because Coo seems to understand that she doesn’t really get it either. But honestly, I skimmed parts Coo’s section. She’s so pious and benign that she was tedious. I have problems with authority, and Coo’s story is all about following God’s rules. Boring. There were some interesting aspects, like Jay and the “evil” alchemists, but most of it really is Coo struggling to come to grips with her mortality. And her end is really great.

Which brings us to act four, the tale of Right and Left, twins who are not what they seem. They live in one of the Baron’s country manors, and Victor and Hind are sent to live there while the city is in unrest. Left is assigned to tend to Hind, and we learn a lot about both of their mindsets from this act. This one does a lot to make Hind more human, because to everyone else she seems like this ethereal, perfect little girl, or, as the summary states, she “doesn’t seem wild at all.” It was nice to see her as more than just the Baron’s pet, or the object of Jinx’s affections. It was also interesting to see Victor and Hind as through the eyes of the twins, because it’s almost like we get four stories at once in this act. It was nice to see some more familiar characters and how their lives intertwined too. Don’t let the summary fool you though; this is a tragedy, and even those Wild Children who live well experience misery and grief.

And in the final act, we meet Elijah, who follows all the rules of the Church. This story is sad and made me cry the most, even thought the ending redeems it, so I don’t particularly want to detail it. Just know that this whole book is written beautifully and simply, though the plots are interconnected and complex, and all the different arcs call back to each other throughout the separate acts. This one is a bit of a horror, because the lives of Wild Children are horrible and horrifying, at least in the experience of Bray, Coo, Jinx, Hind, and Elijah. But don’t worry too much, because you’ll love the ending and, like me, end up loving the Wild Girl who doesn’t seem wild at all–Hind.

Magick (Coven #3) by Trish Milburn

Magick by Trish Milburn
Release Date:
October 5, 2012
Publisher: Bell Bridge Books
Source: NetGalley
Rating: ★★★☆☆
Buy It: Amazon
The covens are coming for her.But is she a White Witch or a Dark Witch? In a war for control of the witch world, the answer will save-or doom-everyone she loves.

In White Witch, Jax gained friends she’d die for and a staggering power that threatens them all.

In Bane, Jax did the unthinkable and killed a supernatural hunter to protect her friends. She found herself lost in darkness and prisoner to the Bane, a secret society of witches sworn to prevent the use of the dark magic.

Now, in Magick, the powers of Jax and her friend Egan have been magically bound by the Bane. She must convince the Bane she can learn to control her power and become a White Witch in truth. She’s their only hope now that the dark covens have called a Conclave with one purpose-to kill this generation’s White Witch and anyone who has ever stood with her. If Jax can’t amass an army of her own, rebuild the trust of her friends and boyfriend, and find the White Witch’s elusive weapon against the dark, it may be too late.

Review
Here we go! The final installment in what was one of my favorite series at the beginning of the year! (The first two books are reviewed here and here.) We left Bane basically in the middle of a scene, and we arrive at Magick just as Jax is regaining consciousness. The first quarter of this one is Sarah from the Bane explaining the history of both Salem and the Bane, but also of white witches. While there was a whole lot of telling instead of showing (and I’d LOVE to read a history of the original women of the Bane), I found I didn’t mind as much as I normally would. The backstory is interesting and I like getting it in any way I can. There’s also a lot of guilt on Jax’s part due to Barrow’s murder, but that was to be expected. She did what she had to do, and while Toni is afraid of her at first, Egan defends Jax and is on her side. So Jax has to start training to be savior of the world, gain control of her white witch powers, and destroy the covens once and for all.

Things are going swimmingly, romance-wise. Everyone is nicely paired off, including Rule, and… I don’t know. It was all very saccharine, and earnest, like omg, every ten seconds Jax is very seriously vowing to die before anyone else does. This girl is like a forty-year-old. She operates under the weight of her own guilt for the whole series almost, and she’s just so very serious about everything. Love is a big theme in this series, so we go from Jax silently swearing to die for Rule if need be, to Keller going off to buy Jax a Christmas present. It’s all so opposite. There is also a lot of waiting in this one. Jax at the Bane HQ, Jax working on her powers, Jax waiting for the covens to show up, Jax chilling and eating pizza with Toni. But then, something happens, like we’re reminded of the time Jax kissed Rule, and Keller forgave her. And that makes me happy, because it reminds us that Jax is human, and she makes mistakes, and that sometimes mistakes are forgivable. The things we do in times of stress can be the most irrational.

White Witch was one of my favorite books at the beginning of the year, but the series just kind of went steadily downhill for me. It was so sappy, the power of love and all that, and the end was too neatly wrapped up. It was a cute series, but maybe it just ended up not being my style. We didn’t really get to see any real action with the covens either, and the story of Jax’s life with them might have been more interesting than the story of her defection. Anyway, the writing is solid and the love stories are nice, plus all three books are short and super easy reads. If it sounds like your thing, check it out! The trilogy is complete.

Waiting on Wednesday

Waiting on Wednesday is a weekly meme hosted by Breaking the Spine to talk about the books that you’re eagerly waiting to be released.

Tina is waiting on…

Renegade (Ripper #2) by Amy Carol Reeves
Release Date: April 4, 2013

Why are you waiting for it?
Ahhh, when I got this ARC on NetGalley, I literally shrieked. Jack the Ripper is one of my more morbid interests, which I think I mention in my review of the first novel of this series, Ripper. I follow Amy Carol Reeves on Twitter, and she’s really cute and into women’s literature like Austen and Bronte. So I love her. My review of the previous novel is a little discouraged, because I don’t particularly like William, and I didn’t like the twist at the end, but since William mysteriously vanishes in the sequel, I think I might like it more. ;) Plus the supernatural element in this one is scary and interesting, and I’m psyched to see more Simon and also where Reeves can take Abby next.

Waiting on Wednesday

Waiting on Wednesday is a weekly meme hosted by Breaking the Spine to talk about the books that you’re eagerly waiting to be released.

Tina is waiting on…

Heart of Glass (Cross My Heart #2) by Sasha Gould
Release Date: March 12, 2013

Why are you waiting for it?
Remember when I read Cross My Heart, the story of Laura, her sister Beatrice, and a secret society of women called La Segreta? I admit I wasn’t the most enthusiastic about it, but that does not mean I’m not interested in the sequel. I am a sucker for stories about women in history, and this is Venice at the height of its sixteenth-century decadence. Just like I can’t say no to Henry VIII or Louis XIV, I can’t say no to Venice. The summary for the sequel makes me a little wary, as it sounds like more romance than mystery, but I will definitely still check it out come March!

The Darkest Minds by Alexandra Bracken

The Darkest Minds by Alexandra Bracken
Release Date:
December 18, 2012
Publisher: Disney Hyperion
Source: NetGalley
Rating: ★★★★☆
Buy It: Amazon
When Ruby woke up on her tenth birthday, something about her had changed. Something frightening enough to make her parents lock her in the garage and call the police. Something that got her sent to Thurmond, a government ′rehabilitation camp′. Ruby might have survived the mysterious disease that killed most of America′s children, but she and the others had emerged with something far worse: frightening abilities they could not control.

Now sixteen, Ruby is one of the dangerous ones.

When the truth comes out, Ruby barely escapes Thurmond with her life. Now on the run, she is desperate to find East River, the only safe haven left for kids like her, and she joins a group of other runaways who have escaped their own camps. Liam, their brave leader, is falling for Ruby, but she can′t risk getting close. Not after what happened to her parents.

When they arrive at East River, nothing is as it seems, least of all Liam. But there are also other forces at work, people who will stop at nothing to use Ruby in their fight against the government.

Ruby will be faced with a terrible choice – and one that may mean giving up her only chance at having a life worth living.

Review
The Darkest Minds follows Ruby, as mentioned above, from her horrible time in Thurmond (of which we only see the beginning and the end) to her mad dash for freedom with three other escapees, Liam, Chubs, and Zu. Thurmond is kind of a legend, one of the first facilities for what Ruby calls Generation Freak, and one that once performed experiments on the children living there. There is only a little mentioned about the virus at first, so I was confused in the beginning, but the children are classified into color groups, like the terror alert scale, and soon, all the upper echelon children*-red, orange, yellow-are dead, whether from the virus or from the camp, I wasn’t sure. Ruby doesn’t trust anyone, and with good reason, as she’s been hiding her true nature for six years at camp. She won’t let anyone touch her or get close to her, and I found myself just completely sympathetic toward her. Her parents shipped her off when she was in fourth grade to what is basically a concentration camp for children. Ruby gets points for being able to hold coherent conversations.

One of the problems with the protag keeping a secret from the other characters is most of the time we, the readers, know the secret already. It can be frustrating watching Ruby jump around and be skittish and secretive, knowing it has to come out at some point, understanding why she’s hiding it, but also wishing she would just grow a backbone a little too. Which is unfair considering where she spent her childhood. She is incredibly good under pressure in the beginning, and she looks out for Zu before anyone else. The problem I found was, after the action of the beginning, the middle is very slow. This is another traveling book, full of kids trying to get from one place to another while adults try to either kill or control them. Dystopian novels are starting to make me sad. Does this mean I’m getting old?

So we spend most of the novel looking for the mythical Slip Kid, who absolutely no one will give any details on for quite some time. It was also kind of nice to have the romantic role reversal, where it’s very obvious Liam is falling for Ruby, while Ruby is oblivious, but also not terribly interested. Granted, her disinterest has more to do with her fear of herself than Liam himself, but it’s nice to not have a female protag following the boy around like a puppy for half the novel. And I started feeling sorry for Liam, because, while he’s got a sunnier disposition than Ruby, he’s damaged goods too. He devised the breakout plan for his camp, and when only a few people escaped and more were killed, he blamed himself. And, because of that, he believes he can’t go find his parents until he “earns it,” until he breaks everyone out of every camp. That’s a lofty goal, and kind of delusional. I want to say, “Liam, don’t be a hero,” because he simply can’t do that on his own. This isn’t fantasy; Liam doesn’t have magic. And the world that Bracken creates with this story is not a kind one. I don’t believe it would ever allow Liam to be a hero in that way, not without putting an expiration date on his life.

As mentioned above, Bracken creates a hard, unyielding world for her protagonists, where even a kiss can be deadly, and happiness is elusive. Ruby’s secret keeps her from any more than a few minutes of comfort, of laughter. I don’t like it when teenagers call themselves “monsters” for doing what circumstances dictate must be done. This book kind of destroyed me, but in a good way. I’ve been growing tired of the dystopian genre since earlier this year, maybe even last year when I did my Hunger Games rereads, but this one… Sure, the science is a little sketchy, but if you can suspend your disbelief (something I couldn’t do with books like Delirium and Wither), I think the journey Ruby takes, both in her head and with her friends, is really something to read. So definitely check this one out, buy it, whatever, because it’s the perfect dystoptia for these cloudy winter days. (See my review of Bracken’s previous novel, Brightly Woven, here.)

*I hesitate to call the children by their “colors” or refer to them as Blues or Reds, because that’s exactly how you start dehumanizing fellow people. By referring to groups of children as “Blues,” you only see their designation or what makes them bad or different. That is why in my field (special education), we’re trying to incorporate more people-first language. If you say “autistics” instead of “children with autism,” there’s a whole different set of ideas that arise, not to mention how labels generalize. Ahem. Excuse my tangent.

The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne M. Valente

The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne M. Valente
Release Date:
May 10, 2011
Publisher: Fiewel & Friends
Source: Personal Copy
Rating: ★★★★☆
Buy It: Amazon
Twelve-year-old September lives in Omaha, and used to have an ordinary life, until her father went to war and her mother went to work. One day, September is met at her kitchen window by a Green Wind (taking the form of a gentleman in a green jacket), who invites her on an adventure, implying that her help is needed in Fairyland. The new Marquess is unpredictable and fickle, and also not much older than September. Only September can retrieve a talisman the Marquess wants from the enchanted woods, and if she doesn’t . . . then the Marquess will make life impossible for the inhabitants of Fairyland. September is already making new friends, including a book-loving Wyvern and a mysterious boy named Saturday.

Review

I loved this one, you guys! LOVED IT. I read the beginning of a review for the next book in this series over at The Book Smugglers, so I knew I had to pick it up. The tone of the writing is formal but a little mocking, with September as a little bit of an unreliable narrator. This one is biting and funny and heartbreaking, and there’s no clear villain, not even the Marquess. People die, or are taken, or disappear, never to be seen again. The mythology of how Fairyland connects to Earth is lovely, something I haven’t yet seen, and I know my fairies. This is going to be a short review, because so much happened, and what’s important is what September learns on her journey, about others and about herself.

I bought this one, which isn’t something I often do with a book I haven’t read, because I love fairies and dragons and impetuous twelve-year-old girls who are Somewhat Heartless. And I ended up enjoying myself more than I thought I could, even though the ending, while happy enough, made me cry. The imagery of the different places-a town made of fabrics, and one of baked goods-was incredible, and the isolation I felt when September sailed the Sea made me so lonely for her. There’s a cute little love story, or the beginnings of one, in this too, and it is very sweet. What made this novel for me, though, was the writing and the style of it, so I have a few quotes I’ve taken from the paperback edition of this novel. Check this one out immediately, then head over to Tor.com and read the short story about Mallow, The Girl Who Ruled Fairyland — For Awhile.

“All little girls are terrible, but the Marquess, at least, has a very fine hat.”

“It is well known that reading quickens the growth of a heart like nothing else.”

“I suppose that would be true if the earth were round.”
“I’m reasonably sure it is…”
“You’re going to have to stop that sort of backward, old-fashioned thinking, you know. Conservatism is not an attractive trait. Fairyland is a very Scientifick place. We subscribe to all the best journals.”

“I…I don’t think that’s how evolution works…”
“Oh? Your name Charles Darwin all sudden-true?”
“No, it’s just-”
“It’s Survival of Them Who’s Best at Nicking Things, girl!”

“I say, let them as wants to evolve do it and soak the rest.”

“[...] Witches present brewed a bouillabaisse of a long and interesting marriage: five children [...] and a friendly sort of unfaithfulness for all involved”

“Oh, Ell! No, no, don’t be dead, please!”
“Why not?” said Iago. “That’s what happens to friends, eventually. It’s practically what they’re for.”

““One can always bear more love,” the Wyverary purred.”

Snow Whyte and the Queen of Mayhem

Snow Whyte and the Queen of Mayhem by Melissa Lemon
Release Date:
December 11, 2012
Publisher: Cedar Fort
Source: NetGalley
Rating: ★★★★☆
Buy It: Amazon
Stuck in her family’s apple orchards, Kat’s got plenty of work to do and only pesky Jeremy to help. But when Jeremy convinces her to run away, Kat will discover that nothing—and no one—in her life is quite what it seems. Wonderfully reimagined, this is the magical tale of Snow White as you’ve never read it before!

Review
Oh, that summary, it does nothing for this awesome re-telling of Snow White. I mean, yes, it is a re-telling, but the introduction of new characters was fun, plus (!) the story is narrated by the Magic Mirror! How cool is that? I personally would classify this as middle-grade, not YA, because the storytelling is very simple in style, and the Mirror does a lot of telling instead of showing. However, when you kind of know how the story is going to end, does showing really matter as much? Not to me. Besides, I have to think that, because this isn’t third person omniscient, it’s first person limited, so we’re really only being shown what the Mirror sees/infers, and he is not an unbiased narrator. After the disappointment that was Magisterium, SWatQoM was the perfect antidote for me. You begin with Snow’s beginnings. She was born to the evil Queen Radiance, who is absolute ruler of the kingdom of Mayhem, and her husband, Frederick. The King disappears with Katiyana, entrusting her into the care of a relative, before being killed by bandits. Barney is a good caretaker until he becomes blind. Then he hires a helper, Jeremy, and Barney becomes a drunken abuser. That was sad. What follows is Kat’s story after she leaves her uncle’s secluded home. There is a tiny bit of fat-shaming and some comment about Jeremy’s father being “the kind of man who does what his wife says” that I kind of looked at sideways, but most of the vitriol seems directed toward Jeremy’s mother, who is not the nicest person in the world. There’s also a lot of “he looks like a man but he can cook well!” when we meet the dwarves which sort of just made me roll my eyes. Only women can cook in Mischief and Mayhem?

I have to tell you, as much as I liked this one, in the beginning the Mirror creeped me out a little. He seems obsessed with Kat, always talking about wanting to talk to her and be in her life. It seemed strange to me, but I got over it. One thing I hated, though? This line, from the chapter Queen Radiance, “the bodice framed her chest tightly, forcing me to pay attention to the shape of her body.” Okay, no. Just no. This is pretty classic victim-blaming/slut-shaming stuff. “She wore a short skirt, I couldn’t help it!” I know the queen is evil, but maybe she didn’t wear that bodice so you would be forced to notice her body, you jerk. Why assume she did it for you? Why shame her for wearing what she wants? I hate that. Hate it. That made the whole thing lose a star. If a woman is wearing a tight dress, control yourself and be an adult and move on. No one is forcing anyone to look at anything. And maybe Radiance did use magic to enthrall Jasper, but that kind of message sucks. I don’t think it belongs in YA or MG.

All right. Moving on. I like this one, remember? I do! It’s totally possible to like problematic things, and, in my opinion, all of us do. Now, we meet Trevor, who is kind of naive considering his station, or maybe because of his station, sent by Radiance to kill the rediscovered Kat. The majority of the dwarves don’t like him, but Trevor is the one who thinks up the name “Snow Whyte” for Kat (despite the fact that Katiyana apparently means “snow”). He’s a bit of an annoyance, and then some sad things happen, and Kat decides to leave the seven dwarves’ home and check in on her old uncle. That’s another thing I liked about this one. It’s a lot like a traditional fairy tale, with deaths and terror, instead of a sanitized Disney version. Kat hasn’t had the happiest go of it since her uncle lost his sight, and I had a feeling it would only get worse.

There is also humor in this novel, though, once again, I think it’s geared a little more towards tweens than teens, but I love MG, so it didn’t matter to me. Kat is sort of a Mary Sue: she’s good at everything she does, she’s beautiful, she’s kind, people love her, etc, but she also has a bit of a journey in this one. A self-discovery, if you will. There is a little twist, which I figured out about two-thirds of the way through, but I don’t think it ruins anything to see it coming. In all, this one was a humorous, but also unafraid, re-telling of the Snow White tale, and I enjoyed myself immensely while reading it. The way Lemon describes the different courts of Mayhem and Mischief is fun, and I found myself wanting to know more about that world, in the way Frank Beddor expands Wonderland in his Looking Glass Wars series. I am definitely going to go back and read Lemon’s Cinder and Ella, and I hope she has more fairy tales for us in the future!